leighblack's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 29% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 09:24:09 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 01:11:32 PM

Alco Money! : $ 336

Guests of Honour

vedakai is a sprightly Agnostic.

vedakai drank 1 White Wine, 5 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Champagne, 1 Cognac.

devisun7 is a hung-up Fundementalist Christian and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this.

devisun7 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

leighblack is a poignant Hindu and the worlds worst would-be bar manager who deliberately wastes police time during natural disasters.

leighblack drank 3 White Russians, 1 Coffee Liqueur, 1 Cosmopolitan, 1 Goldschlager.

wonderfungus is a crestfallen Buddhist.

wonderfungus drank 8 Everclears, 5 Coffee Liqueurs, 4 Bloody Marys.

xiolablux is a pleasant Taoist.

xiolablux decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

glammastar drank 6 Aftershocks, 4 Sherrys, 2 Irish Creams, 1 Cognac, 2 Tequilas, 1 Sherry, 1 Mint Julep.<

desperationsong is a bummed out Atheist and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic.

desperationsong drank 6 Pernods, 1 Sherry, 1 Cider, 1 Mint Julep.

jordangirl is a loathsome Muslim and a newbie drinker.

jordangirl drank 13 Ciders.

catch_is_caught is a glum Wiccan.

catch_is_caught drank 2 Gins, 10 White Wines, 4 Vermouths, 2 Kahluas, 1 Sambucca.

auroram is a whimsical Agnostic.

auroram drank 9 Sherrys, 2 Cosmopolitans.

chutney_girl is an overwrought Fundementalist Christian and a newbie drinker who once wrote 'If You Come Down My Chimney Again I Shall Tear Your Furry Balls Off' in a letter to Santa.

chutney_girl decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

miriam_heddy is a demonic Fundementalist Christian and a newbie boozer who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled.

miriam_heddy decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

leighblack is a glum Atheist.

leighblack drank 8 Red Wines, 1 Irish Cream.

Sick!

Well it must have been a good party! A total of 7 people barfed everywhere including vedakai, wonderfungus, desperationsong, jordangirl, catch_is_caught, auroram, leighblack.

Fights

'I know your sort catch_is_caught, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' catch_is_caught jumped up before miriam_heddy could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.

As per usual desperationsong was the first person to pass out in the party - chutney_girl tried to captalise on this by flogging the alcoholic to near-death with the King James Version. desperationsong is currently making a steady recovery in hospital.

Lovers

SEX BOMB! SEX BOMB! glammastar is most definately polexxia's bomb of sexness!

The Drunkest

mitwee - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"

Random Events

auroram began a lively debate about the work of shakespare with a door before falling unconscious in a heap
of their own shit.

mitwee brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.

In what can only be described as a historic revelation, chutney_girl informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix

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