leighblack | Being a fan girl has it's price

Tonight I watched Santa With Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan. He plays a guy who thinks he Santa Claus and tries to save an orphanage from the evil Ebner Frost. Or something. I've blanked a lot of it out already. Let's just say it's the worst movie ever.

Why would I watch this monstrosity?? I think this explains it:

Yep, that's Steve Valentine, playing Dr. Blight. It's hard to see, but he's swinging his stethoscope around like it's a nun chucks. Ugh.

Getting punched in the stomach by Santa With Muscles.

Um. Because plastic candy canes are dangerous weapons. I still love Steve pre-getting his front teeth fixed. Mmmmmmm...sexy gap.

More toothy goodness.

The kids in the orphanage end up locking Dr. Blight in a freezer.

And then the police wheel him out on a dolly.

This amused me. Wrestling fans! It's a Hulk Hogan venture - you had to know this guy would show up. Yup, it's Ed Leslie. Better known as Brutus the Barber Beefcake. He plays a sumo scientist. I think. I really didn't get why he was in the movie.

The sad part is that I still have to cap the whole movie for CrossingNigel yet. I'm going to need a few days to recover before attempting to watch it again.