Sorry dazeebean, but I had to post this!

[leighblack]

From Digital Spy:

Orlando made to wear chest wig

22:28 BST, Wednesday 2nd June 2004 -- by Neil Wilkes

Orlando Bloom has been told to wear fake chest hair in order to look "more manly" for an upcoming film role, Teen Hollywood reports today.

Ridley Scott, director of new Crusades epic Kingdom of Heaven, believes that the star needs to cover his hairless chest to look more convincing as a hero.

The actor has also spent plenty of time in the gym "building up" for the part but has ruled out binge eating to gain weight. "I could do that, but it would be the wrong sort of weight gain," he said. "And I imagine I wouldn't feel that great."


Bwahahahahaha!!! That is some good stuff. I doubt that even a chest wig can make that guy look manly.

Comments

[cyberwuzzle.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[foxontherun.livejournal.com]

That poor little cute squidget! I almost snorted iced tea out my nose when I saw that. Heh heh. That would totally crush my ego if I was a man and some director for my movie told me to do that!!

[khakigrrl.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[wonderfungus.livejournal.com]

bwahahahaha! That's to good! It's all because of Hugh and his manly chest hair!

[missvn.livejournal.com]

Telling Orlando to put on a cheast toupee is worse that artificially dyed flowers.... ya just don't mess with perfection!

And if he's considered more boyish than manly... well... just point me the way to the boys room, thankyouverymuch.