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[leighblack]

I Love New York: WTF? That was a crazy, cheesetastic ending! The reunion show is going to be fantastic!! I seriously can't wait for Flavor of Love: Charm School to start.

While reading Debra Mullins' Two Weeks With a Stranger last night, I read what is definitely one of the worst sentences ever written:
When it came, the climax grabbed her by the throat and shook her like a wet kitten, leaving her trembling and gasping beneath him.
WHAT.THE.HELL?? A wet kitten?!? Yet, I keep reading.

Just to show how little I talk to my cow-workers, I only got two comments on my hair today. It's hardly fading and this is a little concerning.

SAMMI! Do you have any interest in seeing Grindhouse this weekend?

And a big fuck you to Mother Nature. 2 to 6 inches of snow tomorrow?? It's just not right!

Comments

[duckduck.livejournal.com]

Nothing says sex like a wet kitten.

Wait, now that sounded completely unlike what I actually meant. If you know what I mean. Oh, hell. Forget it. ;)

[leighblack.livejournal.com]

You know, I really don't want to think about pets and sex in the same sentence. Maybe it's just me.

[duckduck.livejournal.com]

How many people read that sentence and said, "yeah, that's hot. Go with it."

?

[leighblack.livejournal.com]

Clearly she doesn't have a writing group. Or an agent. Or an editor. Or a proofreader.

[rockerlee.livejournal.com]

You're getting SNOW tomorrow??? It was nearly 90 here today.

[leighblack.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Well, that's how spring works around here. It was 83 here last week and today it's going to snow. But it sounds like they've revised it to 1-3 inches.

[annfromdetroit.livejournal.com]

ahhh dont you know about the curse of my birthday? its always crappy weather on my birthday.. its 86 here today and tomorrow, 56... and rainy.. detroit ... getting snow . Im sorry....
look out lee its hot there, so watch out for " high winds" lol

[leighblack.livejournal.com]

So this is all your fault? I'll keep that in mind...

[annfromdetroit.livejournal.com]

it always it...

[sammipunk.livejournal.com]

Sure!? I was totally disinterested (none of the previews have grabbed me so far) but then I heard a) it's actually a double feature and b) one of them is a zombie flick. XD

[leighblack.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't want to force you or anything. But I really really want to see it! Tarantino & Rodriguez are my two favorite directors!

[sammipunk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I dunno why I wasn't more interested just because of them. I love them both too (even if I think Tarantino is a tool, personality-wise. He's just way talented, haha).

[geneli4.livejournal.com]

When it came, the climax grabbed her by the throat and shook her like a wet kitten, leaving her trembling and gasping beneath him.


suddenly i feel less lousy about the state of my porn. *g* thank you!

[leighblack.livejournal.com]

NO STEALING the wet kitten imagery for your next story!


Honestly, how did that sentence make it into a book from a major publisher? Sheesh.

[geneli4.livejournal.com]

ahahaha, i will try hard to resist!!!

[karmalaa.livejournal.com]

I Love New York was crack-tastic last night. It was such a mess and so corny that I couldn't turn away.

[leighblack.livejournal.com]

YES! I loved it!

[bowiechaser.livejournal.com]

The New York icon is friggin' hilarious. She's such a NUT...cracks me up!

[leighblack.livejournal.com]

She's so awesome!

[bowiechaser.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think she's a silly bitch, but she DOES make me laugh. I haven't watched her show, I am just remembering her on "Flavor of Love"