- Tue, 17:17: I just washed my shower curtain and cleaned the entire bathroom. I'm good for dtaring at the TV for the rest of the night, right?
- Tue, 18:47: I'm melting this wax right now and it smells SO GOOD. Get it from @rockerlee! https://t.co/KhrSiiuoCK
- Tue, 18:55: Here I am, starting this mitten over for the SIXTH time. It will not defeat me!
- Wed, 09:09: Man, SiriousXM *really* want me to get a radio. It's like daily emails about it.
- Wed, 09:33: One of the Douchey Salespeople is describing the Major Award scene from A Christmas Story to someone. Are there people that don't know it?