- Thu, 13:41: Cutest. Thing. Ever. https://t.co/b5zNcHv9Wc
- Thu, 14:24: Video: satansgay: fucking yes http://t.co/P47cxPPmOR
- Thu, 14:25: I donated! Maybe you can help Eli out too?# https://t.co/wPcLildgXY
- Thu, 14:41: My brother has scheduled his wedding in the middle of my birthday party. Like...what am I supposed do to with that? 😔
- Thu, 15:08: RT @banditqueen_: the leader of our country http://t.co/qD4nL9GYIt
- Thu, 19:12: Photo: http://t.co/c2VdMifRxE
- Thu, 21:52: Dear random eBayer, maybe you could mail that thing I bought & paid for yesterday morning? I kind of need it.
- Thu, 22:37: How I spend my time watching TV. https://t.co/J4yvGRkA0a
- Thu, 23:09: I'm taking my new @Rhys_Ford book and heading to bed. I'm so excited to read it! 🙊
- Fri, 04:48: Photo: mattnathanson: YES! #alien http://t.co/3g7SCWr4zQ
- Fri, 08:37: RT @michaeljnelson: The Sriracha and the pumpkin spicing food trends are about to do battle. May God have mercy on our souls. I'll see you …
- Fri, 09:36: Photo: tastefullyoffensive: (photo by gseals17) http://t.co/BkBbly61p4
- Fri, 09:52: RT @feminismvibes: Someone just argued with me, "Women are never actually catcalled." I'd like to prove a point Ladies, RT this if you've…
- Fri, 10:39: I was supposed to get a pacakage yesterday. USPS decided not to leave it, because there was no secure location available. Okaaaaaaay? 1/
- Fri, 10:40: Nevermind that they leave packages by my door all the time, which is perfectly fine. Our building is super nice. No one takes anything. 2/
- Fri, 10:41: So. I reschedule delivery for tomorrow, when I will be home. So I can personally accept this package that needs to be securely delivered. 3/
- Fri, 10:43: And instead, USPS just left it by my door (or shoved it in my mailbox) today. You couldn't fucking do that yesterday? Come on! 😒 4/end
- Fri, 10:44: (Also, it's just nail polish. No secure delivery needed, I promise.)