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Jul. 10th, 2005 01:28 amTen Fictional Characters I Would Do In a Heartbeat
I had a hard time narrowing this down.
Counting backwards...
10. Luka Kovac (ER): Sexy as fuck eyes? Check. Killer accent? Check. He's a doctor, and he genuinely cares about his patients. So he's slept his way through County General...that doesn't make him a bad person. Just make sure I'm next in line. =)
9. Ed Green (Law & Order): Smart, funny, snarky, dresses well, not to mention super hot. If only we knew a little more about what he's like outside of work.
8. El Mariache/Benito/El (Desperado/Once Upon a Time in Mexico): Again with the eyes and the accent. He's dangerous, wields his guns like an expert, and can sing you a sweet lullabye.
7. Brian Slade & Curt Wilde (Velvet Goldmine): Yes, they count as one. Because really, it would be much more fun to bang them both, rather than one at a time.
6. Tim Bayliss (Homicide: Life on the Street): So tortured! So confused! So, so lovely. Another smart, funny, snarky, well-dressed cop.
5. Rusty Ryan (Ocean's Eleven): Not only does he have fabulous fashion sense, but he loves junk food. Thus, he is meant for me. Plus, not too shabby looking.
4. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribbean): Really, I don't think this one needs an explanation. He's fucking beautiful. And a pirate! 'Nuff, said.
3. Stanley Jobson (Swordfish): A super hot computer geek!! The movie kinda sucks, but I watch it over and over just for Stanley. Okay, just for the scene where he's wearing the towel. ;)
2. Nigel Townsend (Crossing Jordan): Another hot computer geek. And yet again with the pretty eyes and sexy accent. Plus, he just seems fun. And adorkable. Someone who'd actually like to meet your mom, and yet is anything but boring in bed.
1. Jean-Claude (Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series): I'm not sure I can accurately describe my lust for JC. He's just sex personified. Or vampirified. I can never figure out why Anita wants all those other guys when all she really needs in Jean-Claude. I'd be more than happy to keep him entertained while she's off boinking half of St. Louis.
I had a hard time narrowing this down.
Counting backwards...
10. Luka Kovac (ER): Sexy as fuck eyes? Check. Killer accent? Check. He's a doctor, and he genuinely cares about his patients. So he's slept his way through County General...that doesn't make him a bad person. Just make sure I'm next in line. =)
9. Ed Green (Law & Order): Smart, funny, snarky, dresses well, not to mention super hot. If only we knew a little more about what he's like outside of work.
8. El Mariache/Benito/El (Desperado/Once Upon a Time in Mexico): Again with the eyes and the accent. He's dangerous, wields his guns like an expert, and can sing you a sweet lullabye.
7. Brian Slade & Curt Wilde (Velvet Goldmine): Yes, they count as one. Because really, it would be much more fun to bang them both, rather than one at a time.
6. Tim Bayliss (Homicide: Life on the Street): So tortured! So confused! So, so lovely. Another smart, funny, snarky, well-dressed cop.
5. Rusty Ryan (Ocean's Eleven): Not only does he have fabulous fashion sense, but he loves junk food. Thus, he is meant for me. Plus, not too shabby looking.
4. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribbean): Really, I don't think this one needs an explanation. He's fucking beautiful. And a pirate! 'Nuff, said.
3. Stanley Jobson (Swordfish): A super hot computer geek!! The movie kinda sucks, but I watch it over and over just for Stanley. Okay, just for the scene where he's wearing the towel. ;)
2. Nigel Townsend (Crossing Jordan): Another hot computer geek. And yet again with the pretty eyes and sexy accent. Plus, he just seems fun. And adorkable. Someone who'd actually like to meet your mom, and yet is anything but boring in bed.
1. Jean-Claude (Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series): I'm not sure I can accurately describe my lust for JC. He's just sex personified. Or vampirified. I can never figure out why Anita wants all those other guys when all she really needs in Jean-Claude. I'd be more than happy to keep him entertained while she's off boinking half of St. Louis.