- Tue, 15:31: My porn arrived today. Merry Christmas to me!
- Tue, 17:27: My siblings were supposed to be here 90 minutes ago. I'm the only one here. Guess that makes me the best child?
- Tue, 17:28: RT @ElizBoyle: Twitter Flash Contest: RT to enter. 12 Days of Wishes --find how you can win! http://t.co/IKLtPUCxeh
- Tue, 17:34: RT @heidicullinan: Presents from Randy and Walter: This is @akathereaderâs long awaited contest win! Go to this link to read the ... http:/â¦
- Tue, 17:44: Seriously, UPS is fucking with me. There is no other answer. http://t.co/9K131TTQwz
- Tue, 17:59: This distinguished gentleman is ready to celebrate! (aka, the war over the tie has begun) http://t.co/Xi4OtHAdc1
- Tue, 18:05: Complain on Twitter about UPS and your advance copy of the new @jaciburton book suddenly shows up. http://t.co/xdfigfSgOK
- Tue, 18:18: And now I'm going to stop spamming twitter because my family finally showed up. Delicious leg of lamb soon!
- Tue, 21:27: 2 inches of powder snow + no snow plows = unfun. Glad I didn't have far to drive. Stay safe out there, folks!
- Tue, 21:48: RT @jerridsebesta: Radar Update: Back edge of snow moving into western Hennepin County. Expect snow to taper over the next 60/90 mins. httpâ¦
- Tue, 21:59: @sammipunk I got your card today. Thanks! He looks so much like your hubby!
- Tue, 23:20: Dear brain, all I want for Christmas is for you to let me sleep in past 6am tomorrow. Please and thank you.
- Wed, 08:37: I don't have to be anywhere or do anything for 5 hours. Happiness.
- Wed, 09:49: I'm #reading Mistletoe & Margaritas by Shannon Stacey http://t.co/BXZqoq426J