leighblack: (Twinkies - The Closer)
leighblack ([personal profile] leighblack) wrote2006-09-27 09:26 am

WARNING: Ranting Ahead!

Listen, jackass. When you decide to ring my doorbell at 1:35am, and not once or twice but repeatedly for about 2 minutes straight, I'm not exactly going to be in the best mood after I've gotten out of bed and stumbled downstairs. Yes, there's going to be yelling and curse words. And no, you're weakly stammered "oh man, I'm really sorry" doesn't fucking cut it. I should have called the cops on your stupid fucking ass, but my phone was all the way upstairs and I really just wanted to crawl back into bed. I should have fucking kicked you down the stairs and believe me, I could have done it to your scrawny little ass.

Also, what the hell was I watching on Nip/Tuck last night?? Admittedly, I totally forgot about it and tuned in about halfway through. But Sean tripping out of his mind after nibbling on a pot brownine? What was that?? And Christian saying he was going to make love to whatshername? Make love?? Dr. Christian Troy said make love?!? It boggles the mind. This show is definitely no longer required viewing.

GAH! At least I made it home from work in time to see the end of the Twins game last night. And to see Sven get stuck in the rain without an umbrella.

[identity profile] taylorea.livejournal.com 2006-09-27 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
A wet Sven??? You must have been in heaven! Was he wearing his cute pink polo shirt?

[identity profile] leighblack.livejournal.com 2006-09-27 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no. He wears a suit to do the weather. It was more funny than sexy because he looked kind of drowned puppy-ish.

[identity profile] taylorea.livejournal.com 2006-09-27 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn! That could have been good for his fangirl friends.

[identity profile] soyouthink.livejournal.com 2006-09-27 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
what are you talking about? there's a midget involved. how can you not watch a show with a midget!

[identity profile] leighblack.livejournal.com 2006-09-27 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Even that's not enough to save the show for me right now. Every time Julia is on screen I want to plunge my hands through and choke her.

[identity profile] soyouthink.livejournal.com 2006-09-27 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels like she should be hit in the head with a piano. One of my co-workers was trying to defend her and I just wanted to kick her in the privates.

[identity profile] vampirecarly.livejournal.com 2006-09-27 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate, hate, hate this season! There are so many things that are wrong. I'll save you the rant, I'm sure you know what they are.

[identity profile] leighblack.livejournal.com 2006-09-27 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but Rosie O'Donnell is going to be on next week! That'll save the show for sure.

*cough*

Is there a person you could possibly want to see naked less than her?

I'm not sure whether or not I'll bother trying to see the first half of the ep that I missed.

[identity profile] daedalsobriquet.livejournal.com 2006-09-27 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
man i forgot about nip tuck this week. i didnt get home from disneyland till late and i opted to watch house and standoff and then go to bed instead.

sounds like i really havent been missing much though.

lame. bring back rescue me!!